'Twas the night before Wednesday, and all through the stores
Not a register was ringing, no popping of drawers;
The carts were all lined by the door with great care,
In hopes that bargain shoppers soon would be there;
The cameras were pointed; all focused on doors,
While visions of emptiness danced on the floors;
And money all locked in the drop safe with care,
the tills were all balanced for tomorrow’s affair,
When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter,
The cameras zoom in to see what was the matter.
A line started forming; a mob like a flash,
With unwanted presents and gift receipts stashed.
Those wanting to be first to get money back
Lined up outside, prepared to attack,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a known refunder with all of his gear,
He had fake gift receipts and bad ids totaling six,
I knew in a moment, it was something I’d fix.
More rapid than ever, I hit PTZ
And he produced from his bag stolen goods; received free!
"Now, Cameras! Now, Aspect! Now, all our Cashiers!
Not a register was ringing, no popping of drawers;
The carts were all lined by the door with great care,
In hopes that bargain shoppers soon would be there;
The cameras were pointed; all focused on doors,
While visions of emptiness danced on the floors;
And money all locked in the drop safe with care,
the tills were all balanced for tomorrow’s affair,
When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter,
The cameras zoom in to see what was the matter.
A line started forming; a mob like a flash,
With unwanted presents and gift receipts stashed.
Those wanting to be first to get money back
Lined up outside, prepared to attack,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a known refunder with all of his gear,
He had fake gift receipts and bad ids totaling six,
I knew in a moment, it was something I’d fix.
More rapid than ever, I hit PTZ
And he produced from his bag stolen goods; received free!
"Now, Cameras! Now, Aspect! Now, all our Cashiers!
Now is the time to kick into gear!
To the start of the transaction! Zoom into the man!
Now let’s catch him and his cohorts, and foil their plan!"
End this crime spree by checking data twice,
To the start of the transaction! Zoom into the man!
Now let’s catch him and his cohorts, and foil their plan!"
End this crime spree by checking data twice,
This is a guy who’s surely not nice
Help other retailers and build up the case,
Prevent other thieves from getting a taste,
Help other retailers and build up the case,
Prevent other thieves from getting a taste,
Of relaxed refund standards and merchandise stolen.
By employees and thieves, hoping it’s golden.
So I use my reporting, and many cases I find,
Refunds and discounts, cashiers stealing us blind.
Aspect EliteLP helps save the day,
Employees think twice and thieves stay away;
The refund is fake, the SVC later voided,
No success for the refunder.
Perhaps future thefts avoided!
We all celebrate our success with cheer.
































